Saturday, April 29, 2006

Famous Bollywood one liners!

Over the years, we must have seen hundreds of Hindi blockbusters. Comedy, action, drama, tragedy, these movies have left an impact on us. Here are some of Bollywood's best known one-liners.

The Big B - Amitabh Bacchan in Shahenshah: "Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hain, naam hai Shahenshah!"


Amrish Puri in Mr. India: "Mogambo khush hua!"

A classic from Ajit" "Saara shehar mujhe LOIN ke naame se jaanta hain!"

A classic one from a scorned heroine that can send a shiver down a hero's spine: "main tumhaare bachche ki maa banne waali hoon!"

Big B again in Sholay: "Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?"

Amjad Khan as Gabbar in Sholay: "Jo dar gaya samjho mar gaya!"

Dharam paaji in a fit of rage: "Kutte, main tera khoon pee jaaonga!"

Doctor after emerging from an operation theater: " Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai"

Gabbar again: "So ja bete, so ja, nahin to Gabbar aa jaaega!"

Police inspector to villain and his henchmen: " Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf se tumhe gher liya hai!"

Big B in Don: "Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai!"

Asrani in Sholay: "Hum Angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor hain!"
"Aadhe idhar jaao, aadhe udhar jaao, baaki hamare saath aao!"

One more from the Big B in Mard: "Jo mard hota hai, use dard nahi hota!"

Another classic one from a heroine: " Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa .."

Shakti Kapoor in Andaz Apna Apna: "Mera naam hai Crime Master Gogo, aankhen nikaal ke gotiyan khelta hoon!"

Utpal Dutt to his daughter in Golmaal" Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jisse tum pyaar karti ho, balki usse hogi jisse main pyaar karta hoon."

Dharam paaji again before all hell breaks loose: " Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun ke maroonga "


This one's hilarious and my personal favourite:

Villain Ajit to one of his henchmen: Ise liquid oxygen me daal do. Liquid ise jeene nahi dega aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega!

Hail Bollywood!!

2 comments:

Skinsleuth said...

Good one!...specially the last one...

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