Quotas everywhere

What will happen if the quota system proposed by the UPA goverment is applied everywhere?

Here are a few examples:

We will have reservations for public toilets. 50% of all Sulabh Shauchalayas will be reserved for the backward classes. You better not pee in a reserved toilet or else.....

50% of coaches in local trains will be reserved too! This means 4.5 coaches in a 9 coach local and 6 coaches in a 12 coach local.

Ladies coaches will be reserved too! So, quarter of a coach will be reserved for ladies first class for backward classes. Hehe....

50% of all autorickshaws and taxis will be reserved too! These will be differently coloured for easy identification. The colour "blue" will be used to differentiate them! Rings a bell??

50% flats in a housing society will be alloted only to a person from a backward caste! And these can only be rented out to a backward caste person.

50% of rooms in all 5-star hotels will be reserved for backward classes. After all the poor people from the backward classes are also entitled to five-star luxury aren't they?

50% of all shares in an IPO will be alloted to people from the backward classes. So, companies like Reliance, ONGC, Jet Airways, etc will be half owned by the backward classes.

50% of road-space will also belong to the backward classes. You will face a stiff penalty if you dare to drive in a reserved lane!! Lol......

50% seats in all future Indian manned space missions will be reserved for people from the backward classes

With so much at stake, your caste certificate will become more important than your ration card or even passport! Speaking of which, 50% of all Indian passports granted each year will only be given to people from the backward classes!!!

Hail Arjun Singh....